growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge
|child I am babysitting:||How do you get grownup teeth?|
|me:||You lose your baby teeth|
|child I am babysitting:||they fall out!?|
|me:||they fall out|
|child I am babysitting:||do you still have your baby eyes?|
|child I am babysitting:||or did they fall out|
|me:||you keep the same eyes all your life|
|child I am babysitting:||*touches eyes* whoa|